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  1. There’s always that one nibba who’s like “based off of the shape of the cup the glass is neither half full or empty being that it has slightly less than half a cups worth of water in it. This can be contributed to the glass getting wider towards the top.” -random asshole from my classroom

    -actually me in the second grade

    -I hate kids like that now

  2. Aaaand then there’s me who says “The glass is full, you idiots. It’s filled with 50% liquid and 50% air.”
    I’d probably be beaten to death.

  3. “There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty.
    The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What’s up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don’t think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass! Who’s been pinching my beer?
    And at the other end of the bar the world is full of the other type of person, who has a broken glass, or a glass that has been carelessly knocked over (usually by one of the people calling for a larger glass) or who had no glass at all, because he was at the back of the crowd and had failed to catch the barman’s eye. ”
    ― Terry Pratchett, The Truth

  4. Actually there’s a difference. Half full is when you take an empty cup and fill it halfway. Half empty is when you take a full cup and remove (spill/suck) water out of it until it’s half.

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