Just came across Magikarp’s brutal Pokedex entries.
What the hell do they have against a Magikarp?!
We all have that one teacher who picks on us for no reason. Ass.
And another one from last week. For this one I received a suggestion that my
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Why so fckn fun? xD
It was pokemon platinum
Rando foresaw Magikarp Jump
Z-Splash though.
Well at the very least it’s got its name in the record books
Pokémon Go has a worse one 😐
Lol, well since the early days of Pokemon, Magikarp’s only available attack, was Splash which offered no attack, which in the lore of the game made him a useless Pokemon for battling. In the game, the only way to even level him up was to use the shared Exp. exploit. And even then he wouldn’t acquire any new skills for at least another 13 levels! However those who stuck tried and true by his side, were rewarded with one of the most extreme evolutions into Gyarados a both water and dragon class Pokemon, who carries a savage bite and an blazing death ray known as hyper beam.
…I also hear fried Magikarp sticks are pretty tasty.
Actually he is a water/flying type, and not even a dragon.
But he learns dragon type moves
Magikarps are also said to be really thin in meat mass, as most of their bodies consist out of a skeleton covered in their hardy scales. Trying to eat one is pretty much an act of desperation in itself, not something anyone would probably be willing to do outside of a “life and death” situation.