Was visiting my parents and used their shower. Rubbed some shampoo in my hair and use the leftovers to wash my nethers. Then my scalp started pleasantly tingling. Then my balls caught on fire.
I’m sorry, but now I’m having Johnny Cash’s Ring of Fire playing in my mind. Hopefully comic Rando hadn’t lathered any of that soap anywhere near that part of his butt?
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Moral of the story, READ BEFORE FRICKING USING RANDOM CRAP
I’d just like to mention that balls have tastebuds.
look it up.
you can taste soy sauce.
so does that mean we’ve been tasting soap our whole lives?
yeah been there done that.
feels freezing and burning at the same time… several hours of “freshness”…
Was visiting my parents and used their shower. Rubbed some shampoo in my hair and use the leftovers to wash my nethers. Then my scalp started pleasantly tingling. Then my balls caught on fire.
I’m sorry, but now I’m having Johnny Cash’s Ring of Fire playing in my mind. Hopefully comic Rando hadn’t lathered any of that soap anywhere near that part of his butt?
Once paid a dude $5 in basic training to use an entire jar of tiger balm on his tenders. Hell for two days.
Hahehhehe… It still burns to this day.
I would describe that feeling more like holding ice-cubes with your butt-cheeks and in your armpits, but i guess it’s all the same. Love that comic.
Baby soap: no more tears
Adult soap: nothing but tears
So true
Fat Rando has become so endearing. I love him so much.
*in a mocking voice* “why do you check the ingredients on soap? It’s soap, it cleans!”
That’s why ^
Relatable… Painfully so.
I’ve been in this exact situation. The pain lingers for goddamn ever…
I see you’re getting wider and wider.
Nice.
How it feels to become SSJ 3