Arrived here after seeing the comic with the Rando catching his cat watching a porn video and everyone freaking out, including the porn actress.
I went like 15 pages down when after some time I probably lost it and started growing a sixpack from all the silent laughter while repeatedly slapping my thigh.
Kudos man… It’s been a while since was this entertained.
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart-broken not lookin’ for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that’s when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked, “Cash or credit?”
And I
Jizzed in my pants
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Max Nut
XD lmao thats so good.
I’m gonna miss you guys after net neutrality get repealed 😔
“OH YEAH! MR.KRABS!”
finally! I’ve been waiting from years!!!
He LIVESSSSSS!!!!!!!
Arrived here after seeing the comic with the Rando catching his cat watching a porn video and everyone freaking out, including the porn actress.
I went like 15 pages down when after some time I probably lost it and started growing a sixpack from all the silent laughter while repeatedly slapping my thigh.
Kudos man… It’s been a while since was this entertained.
I ship it.
Ps. My nickname is Rayswern but i am too lazy right now to make an account
Let me guess…Static electricity?
I HATE STATIC ELECTRICITY!!!!!!
After getting out of the store, https://imgur.com/a/tJIaP
I know that feel rando. flows through your entire body and fills you with love.
I may be really lonely…
Jizzed in my pants. https://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heart-broken not lookin’ for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The check-out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that’s when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked, “Cash or credit?”
And I
Jizzed in my pants
This is art.
That is the first thing i thought of when i saw this